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March 22, 2017

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Last night Deplorable Donald Trump took his family out for a steak dinner at the 21 Club. The restaurant is four blocks from his residence at Trump Tower. Because of the Secret Service, the trip was made in a ten-car motorcade with police, an ambulance and flashing lights.

Mister Trump did not take a pool reporter with him on the four-block jaunt. Oops. According to NBC News, "With his Tuesday night actions, the Trump Administration is shaping up to be the least accessible to the public and the press in modern history." The president of the White House Correspondents Association said that going to dinner without the press is "unacceptable." CNN's Brian Stelter used the same adjective in boldface type, then took it down.

It's going to be a long four years.